by Rocky and Bullwinkle March 08, 2008
When you see something that is high in swag, you say 'swag meter' to indicate that the swag-o-meter is going off.
Person 1: *walks into a store and sees a kick ass pair of nikes* "Wow, swag meter."
Person 2: *Looks at the nikes person one sees.* "That is a definite swag meter."
Person 2: *Looks at the nikes person one sees.* "That is a definite swag meter."
by Swagga-meter August 26, 2011
by SeahawksFan24 December 17, 2015
by CreeperKid June 07, 2019
He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.
by YoungJensen January 23, 2011
A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Walk the walk, talk the talk.
Dayuumm, that Michael Martinez boy is all up on the swag-o-meter! Rockin' the Chuck Taylors and crewnecks. I wish I was like him.
by ZMPro December 11, 2010
Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.
I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.
by Okzoz May 06, 2011