mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

Melted hersheys

When your ass has diarrhea

Damn I gotta go to the bathroom I got some Melted hersheys

by Sighnamecuff June 3, 2019

Meatery

The new name of butchers.

"Hey, Have you seen the new meatery on the corner."

by Bril Langstil July 3, 2019

Melted

When someone does something really well or accomplished something such as , “You meltedthat shit!”. Also could be used to roast someone such as “imma melt yo twig ass”

“You melted that shit”

by Highimhi98 October 24, 2019

Melted

Deflated or out of energy

Big homie: hey how are things going with your crush?
Lil Homie: tbh not good she hasn’t reached back to me in days
Big Homie: damn how do you feel?
Lil Homie: I feel stoopid melted

by Thicctor March 15, 2020