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Double Meatball Conundrum

Occurs when you are pulling in to your morning destination, and shart after eating two $2 - 6" meatball subs the night before.
Dude, I was pulling into court to pay my ticket and had a double meatball conundrum!
by NocOps September 21, 2011
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Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs
Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs
by imspaghetti December 15, 2018
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Meatball Grinder

A sex act in which two individuals first engage in anal sex until the receiver's anus begins to bleed (This may be facilitated by witholding the use of lubricant or by performing intercourse on a person whose anus is unaccustomed to fornication).

Upon sight of blood, the receiver is placed in a "bottoms-up" or "piledriver" position (if not there already) and the other partner proceeds to defecate into his/her butt crack- thus placing the brown "meatballs" into the red "sauce" between the two "buns." Semen "cheese" may then be added to the sandwich by the "chef" if he chooses to self-stimulate himself to climax.
Mary: "Hey Claire, why the long face? And why are you sitting on a foam donut?"

Claire: "Jim got me drunk enough to agree to a meatball grinder last night. It's bad enough that I can barely sit down, but my sheets are ruined."
by PRA! September 9, 2011
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meatballs

2 beautiful,and funny ass girls who just like to get wild and have fun, and surround themselves with idiots who use this website as their bible.
Ex 1.
"I love my meatball"
"I love you too meatball!"

Ex 2.
"Damn,I love the meatballs!"

Ex 3.
"Damnnnn I saw you two get wild last nighttt. Meatballllllin for sure."
by jajasuckitbitches November 13, 2011
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spaghetti and meatballs

when i guy jizzes in a girls hair lifts up his wang and puts his nuts in it
I did spaghetti and meatballs with her last night
by a messed up mofo October 28, 2010
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meatball hoagie

by Brenden Z February 12, 2006
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Swedish Meatball Dinner

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner
I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner
by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010
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