Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.

1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!

by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011

Mazen

HE is one of the greatest friends that you’ll ever meet , he always makes sure that you’re doing ok ,and you’re not hurt , he can inspire others around him , and he is REALLY POSITIVE

Person 1: OMG your friend is amazing

Me : I know right cause he is Mazen

by Katokay June 15, 2019

Mazed

!. There Is Something Blocking The Mind From Thinking or Physically From Acting

2. Amazed At What Just Happened Instantly

1. Did You See That Man Hit Her Yeah I Would Of Kicked His Ass If I Wasn't So Mazed.

2 The Train Mazed My Thought's As It Almost Hit Me

by Past Death March 4, 2010

mazel tov

Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.

1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."

2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."

by Diacetylm0rphine February 13, 2010

mazel tov

What jews say when they're about to come.

Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!

by dirtybeandip January 8, 2012

Mazeesha

another term for excretion

Person: Imma take a Mazeesha

by therockycreeksalute1002 May 30, 2022

Mazeesha

A name that should not exist and anyone with this name is heavily unfortunate. The holder of the name is cursed with evilness according to the Smart People Dictionary.

SO THERE'S A MAZEESHA

by therockycreeksalute1002 June 5, 2022