Mattrossman

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.

He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .

by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018

Maturbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys maturbation

by Welchmas December 7, 2020

Maturita

Czech Definition for Senior High School Graduation Exams.

CZ:
Táta: Nauč se na maturitu!
ENG:
Father: Learn for maturita!

by VEXIKKU August 6, 2021

Mathrobics

Doing things with math to bend numbers say what you want.

My stupid brother is broke but he uses mathrobics to make himself look rich on paper.

by Vato-Electric August 15, 2022

matura

An exam you take at the end of high school in Austria. You need it if you want to go to university. It's not really a big deal because they lessen the requirements each and every year making it trivial to pass. It is also the best time to make fun of your teachers.

Now that I finally have the matura, I can go do the entry exam for uni because that stupid test is so easy it has gotten meaningless by now.

by DeepFriedGermknödel December 14, 2022

Hot matuso

Hot matuso is a condition where a man suffers from a period of wide-awakeness/sleepnessless after a post-coital/post masturbatory nap. It can last hours and ruins a good night's sleep.

"I thought you went to bed at 10?"
"Tactical error, mate. Had terrible hot matuso, was up until 3am watching episodes of Deep Space 9"

by Double Sugarplay July 14, 2019

Kids Against Maturity

A game by Cyanide and Happiness that gets rid of your maturity faster than you can say “Santa’s big fat sack”

Hey, wanna play Kids Against Maturity

by _Dictionaryuser#473 November 4, 2020