Mantits

Mantits:
A very fat person. Most likely white and plays video games.
Most likely fat and short, and very whte

Zach is Jeremy's bitch. Jeremy usually yells "mantits" when he is racist to his blackness or just being strange

by mark pnts May 22, 2006

mattis

The Mattis is an act used to seduced a female. The male (usually a bro or tool) begins making out with the female and then proceeds to reach around to her ass and insert a finger into her butthole. This is an attempt to use the Shock and Awe factor for anal stimulation. It is best used in situations when both parties are drunk.

"Dude why'd that girl slap you?"
"I tried to pull a mattis"

by LaxPermit February 27, 2012

mattsmart

A name given to possible the coolest person you will ever meet. A mattsmart is someone who is not the best of a friend, but can allways make you laugh even when they are not trying to. A maatsmart can normally be defined as the kid who shows no emotion and over uses sarcasim.

Person1: Hey Matt, I had a great dimora with your mom last night! It was awsome!

MattSmart: Well then...

by willy 8146 March 20, 2009

mattisproff

mattisproff is a servant used in gay clubs, most mattisproffs usually like to have a number.

mattisproff chose number 4.
Montae jammed his rando in mattisproff.

by Tae Tae88 May 9, 2009

matities

hakuna matities

"Hakuna Matities, what a wonderful phrase."

by wenis..teetus August 17, 2019

Matisse

Someone I’m simping for that’s in my grade. He always stares at me, gets exited when imma talk to him but in front of ppl, he says that I poked him in the eye with a pencil and that I bully him

Girl 1: he is such a matisse

by Depressedwoman May 29, 2021

matis matas

very hot and tall man who gets all the boys and is totally not gay

Guy 1: Doesn't Matis just look like a snack?
Guy 2: Nah hes a full meal

Scenario 2

Guy 1: Matis looks so delectable right now
Guy 2: Don't say that out loud what if Alessandro hears you

Matis Matas is a very hot man indeed

by matias§12114 October 31, 2021