United States Marine Corps

The men who do all the real work in the US military. Also double as maids and sanitation workers for the many times they have had to clean up after the Army's dumbass shit and take out the trash around the globe.
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!

What?!?! You accomplished the mission with absolutely no funding and you still kicked more ass than the Army? That is so United States Marine Corps of you.

I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.

by Thisonesforchesty January 25, 2010

marinatin

chillen to the max

1:what are you doing rightn now?
2:marinatin

by chargers October 9, 2003

Marina

Marina is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She is so sweet and kind and caring, she is the best person you will ever come across. Her smile is the best smile you will ever see. When you meet a Marina, stay with her. She is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

I saw my everything today. Who? Marina.

by moonsoot111 February 18, 2022

Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

marsnuclear

The title of a kid playing CoD Zombies who blames those around him for his failures and leaves the game before anyone can criticize him for his terrible, terrible failures.

"Did you see how he just downed and rage quit?"
"Yeah, What a marsnuclear am i right?"

by kermit.jpg April 20, 2017

Stinky Marinara

A Stinky Marinara is a sexual act in which you first engage in anal sex with a woman, and then transition directly to vaginal sex while she is on her period, preferably with heavy flow.

She was on the rag, so we started doing anal but decided just to go for the Stinky Marinara.

by RocketFury October 30, 2010

Hallway Marine

Those kids in school that wear camouflage 24/7 and feign military knowledge.

Common Traits include:
-Constantly bragging about how they're going to enlist
-Excessive playing of Call of Duty or Battlefield
-Brings Airsoft guns and pocket knives to school
-When talking about weaponry they use names from COD i.e KAP-40, Olympia
-Overly patriotic and a borderline warmonger

Hallway Marine: My grandpa killed 50 Nazis with a Death Machine in WWII!
Normal Person: It's called an M134 and it wasn't in service until 20 years after WWII.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014