mateoster

To be a punk or weak mobster or the Myspace app Mobsters.

You punk ass mateoster.

by HellDawg April 29, 2009

mateo reyes

He has a giant horse cock and slays the cooch. Everyone wants his dick but he won’t stop farting. It’s still worth the horsecock. He is super smart and loving and is a bomb dot come hype beast

I want to pipe mateo Reyes this weekend

by Bobbybitch6969 March 10, 2020

Meteorite

A term used in place of “Poop”, except more so meaning a poop taken after being constipated from Herion, pills - opiates. So referring to the turd as being hard and knobby, from being backed up for days, or weeks.

Man I shit a meteorite this morning, had my butthole bleeding!
After shitting that meteorite this morning, my anus is sore!
I swear my asshole is looser now after pushing out that massive meteorite!

by Kayy1227 September 20, 2020

meteorshowrs

also known as “sticks” is an instagram editor with around 1k followers who makes minecraft based editors for their fans and their friends

“did you see the bench trio edit meteorshowrs just posted?? they’re such a ranboo kinnie.”

by anonymous serpent June 30, 2021

Mateo

Knowing a Mateo is honorable. Mateo is a hilarious and crazy person who writes Spanish and overall super fun to be around. Mateo's intellect will brings all the hoes to the yard. Although he will get all the bitches, a Mateo is also extremely sensitive and sweet. Mateo is the best. Treasure your Mateo.

Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!

Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mateo Sosa

Gay ass kid with large pepperoni nipples. Constantly fails classes like the dumbass he is.

Person 1:Have you heard of Mateo Sosa?
Person 2:You mean that dumb bitxh?

by JoeLongMama February 28, 2022

meteorologist motion law

The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it

Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?

Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.

by Fellowhuman:( November 29, 2022