Mindsterbation

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.

Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.

by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010

MidSun

a fucking horrible school in southern alberta that the teachers dont even teach you anything and let you sit on your ass and do nothing

a at least my school isnt a midsun

by fuckschool10101 December 6, 2016

midshipmen

People that attend the Naval Academy. Usually they are dorky guys with insane GPAs and Class Ranks, but underneath the geeky facade they have the drive, determination, and motivation to buff themselves up in order to protect our country and those they love.

Civilian Guy: I hate midshipmen! They're dorks that take away all the girls.

by tina June 18, 2006

Midsommar Cocktail

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020

Micksplain

A more insidious form of mansplaining. In this case Mick West will proceed against all logic to explain to one what they experienced. In the Marvel Universe Mick West attained a form of Bizaro Clairvoyance while spinning in his office chair programming Tony Hawk to do 1020 rotations in mundane spaces. The constant spinning had an effect on his inner ear. Coupled with the lack of sleep from trying to meet corporate deadlines Mick entered an altered state sometime in late 2002. He has never fully awakened from that dream state, as he continues to explain to people what the reality they experienced really was.

Here is a case of Lue Elizondo getting the Micksplain by the man himself after recounting how a team of engineers investigated the videos released: "The reason Go Fast is claimed as something extraordinary is that Elizondo or his associates did not do the math. They assumed it showed what it looked like, and hence you end up with it being shown on "Unidentified" as a super-fast cold object. So he got kind of locked in."

by #UFOTwitter May 23, 2021

midshito

Describing the time while one is taking a shit

I was midshito when she called me and I dropped the phone in the toilet.

by Coolguy!!!!! January 9, 2009

mindspelling

a word liam, who has three last names but won't say what they mean, made up

Liam: mindspelling is a word!

by I have been estracted March 7, 2010