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midshipmen 

the most amazingly in shape, smart, hot, brave group of men and woman

Ten Reasons to Love A MIDSHIPMEN
10. White goes with everything
9. Gifts from exotic places
8. They never get lost
7. A man who knows how to iron
6. Loves your cooking
5. Big boys with big guns never miss
4. Love Letters in the mail
3. Hard bodies, soft kisses
2. Uniform...Uniform...Uniform
1. Proud and Strong, all night long
I love midshipmen.
Midshipmen look so hot in uniform
midshipmen by zimm10 October 9, 2006
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midshipmen 

People that attend the Naval Academy. Usually they are dorky guys with insane GPAs and Class Ranks, but underneath the geeky facade they have the drive, determination, and motivation to buff themselves up in order to protect our country and those they love.
Civilian Guy: I hate midshipmen! They're dorks that take away all the girls.
midshipmen by tina June 18, 2006
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Midshipmen 

Socially awkward (typically) boys who didn't get the time of day in highschool and are transformed into "men" who think they are gods gift to women. Become womanizers who really just want a girl to kiss their ass and be his mommy. They love to complain how much they hate the Academy but they are getting PAID!!!

Whoever said the 10 reasons why they are awesome clearly has not experienced the truth
Non Local (think- DC) female: "Ooooh midshipmen. They are so cute in their uniform"

Local female: "Nothing but a ring knocker"
Midshipmen by thetruthhurts2 September 30, 2007

midshipman 

The act of taking a dump in a urinal.
I really had to blast one out, but all of the stalls were occupied, so I had to drop a midshipman.
midshipman by Brichard Schuemacher November 14, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026