midshipmen

the most amazingly in shape, smart, hot, brave group of men and woman

Ten Reasons to Love A MIDSHIPMEN
10. White goes with everything
9. Gifts from exotic places
8. They never get lost
7. A man who knows how to iron
6. Loves your cooking
5. Big boys with big guns never miss
4. Love Letters in the mail
3. Hard bodies, soft kisses
2. Uniform...Uniform...Uniform
1. Proud and Strong, all night long

I love midshipmen.
Midshipmen look so hot in uniform

midshipmen by zimm10 October 9, 2006

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midshipmen

People that attend the Naval Academy. Usually they are dorky guys with insane GPAs and Class Ranks, but underneath the geeky facade they have the drive, determination, and motivation to buff themselves up in order to protect our country and those they love.

Civilian Guy: I hate midshipmen! They're dorks that take away all the girls.

midshipmen by tina June 18, 2006

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Midshipmen

Socially awkward (typically) boys who didn't get the time of day in highschool and are transformed into "men" who think they are gods gift to women. Become womanizers who really just want a girl to kiss their ass and be his mommy. They love to complain how much they hate the Academy but they are getting PAID!!!

Whoever said the 10 reasons why they are awesome clearly has not experienced the truth

Non Local (think- DC) female: "Ooooh midshipmen. They are so cute in their uniform"

Local female: "Nothing but a ring knocker"

Midshipmen by thetruthhurts2 September 30, 2007

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midshipman

The act of taking a dump in a urinal.

I really had to blast one out, but all of the stalls were occupied, so I had to drop a midshipman.

midshipman by Brichard Schuemacher November 14, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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