masturbation 

''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-

(H: no it's really not.)

That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''

Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast

''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.

masturbation by hereforthefunsies January 3, 2025

masturbation

you ain’t getting a story, but I’m gonna yap. I know yall search this up to masturbate and that’s perfectly fine lol. Masturbation is NOT bad, it is actually a healthy and a completely normal thing that both men and women do! For ppl saying it’s gross and to get a life literally stfu 💔 masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of and you shouldn’t feel bad for feeling horny- it’s a very common feeling :)

For ppl saying men are gross, I understand that buttt yk ppl can do whatever to their bodies 🤷 ♀️

For women, with masturbation, people often assume the only gender who masturbates is men, and women who masturbate is disgusting and is smth completely wrong..

That’s not true at all! IMO it’s more annoying seeing ppl assume ppl are always male searching up porn and stuff-

Sooo TLDR masturbation is normal and ppl who say it’s disgusting genuinely needs to stfu 😁

masturbation by Catra applesauce meow meow July 30, 2026

Masturbation guilt 

The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.

"Oh God, what have I done? I did not just masturbate to bestiality.. talk about masturbation guilt.

Masturbation guilt by GunaDK January 19, 2012

Masturbation Marathon 

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).

Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.

Masturbation Marathon by Face_Bones August 29, 2013

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009

masturbation rolodex 

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

masturbation rolodex by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008

masturbation station 

a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.

im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.

masturbation station by veh-jay-jay January 18, 2009