Caps locker

Caps locker is someone who writes everything using upper case. Usually they're dumb, misspell a lotta words and can't make a right sentence 'cause they can't speak English very well.

Caps locker: HEY PAL, YOUR MOTHER SUCKED MY BALS YESTEERDAY, IT IS GREAT SUCKER, YOUR MOTHER SHE IS.

Cool dude: lol, you DO suck.

by Tragicomic December 29, 2008

Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.

Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.

by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014

Fun Locker

A vagina. Done.

"Yyyyup, she let me spend the night in her fun locker. IF you know what I mean?"

by Chet Biggenston July 26, 2015

Murphy's Locker room Law

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle

by Grute Man August 27, 2017

Fart Locker

A persons ass.

Wow, the fart locker is working overtime today.

by Domenic April 23, 2003

Jiggaboo Jones Locker

The unspeakable riches of a powerful Nigger Pirate that terrorized the Cape of Storms in Southern Africa. Nobody speaks of this treasure, because it's said that if anyone finds it the world will be overcome with niggerdom due to the unimaginable amount of treasure he possessed.

Arg matey!! Have ye heeeerd of JiggaBoo Jones Locker?

by Spatshulitsa February 24, 2011

hurt locker

noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain

This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"

by Justiferous August 29, 2009