purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

purple-lining by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

Toilet Lining 

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

Toilet Lining by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

Flint-Licking 

a person who is unwilling or very hesitant to share their personal weed. A flint-licker will load their own weed into bowls, but only in small amounts, they will then proceed to take a huge hit that pretty much burns it all, leaving little for others.

That guy was totally flint-licking, he would only smoke our stuff, and wouldn't share his.

Flint-Licking by Grmmer Girl April 4, 2010

poop liking 

when you like social media posts from the shitter

Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG

poop liking by omgjustpickone December 29, 2016

dimple licking 

this is done by digging your finger into your favourite dimple on your significant others left cheek then diving forward licking deep into that dimple in a way that you hope seems implausible and not like you’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time daydreaming of it.

niall: did you have fun last night?

louis: yeah, i spent the night dimple licking harry’s perfectly deep left cheek

dimple licking by dimplelickingexpert4eva November 9, 2019

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby 

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor

"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby by PixelKat February 20, 2023

CEO of liking men

Someone that goes by Owen Scott who is in love with Dan.

Hey did you hear about Owen?

You mean the CEO of liking men?

CEO of liking men by Daddydawnnn March 21, 2020