Throat lotion

When a man cums down your throat because you said it was itchy

"Girl get good motion by using your throat lotion"

by Throat lotion October 7, 2021

got some lotion

How to covertly ask if someone is jacking off

Hey bob got some lotion?

by Balleroftheworld July 4, 2016

Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.

Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.

by James Ash June 24, 2004

Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.

My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

hand lotion bomb

Similar to a hand sanitizer bomb but the main ingredient being lotion. A bit messier to clean up, much more obvious to the afflicted.
See:
Lotion Bomb

"Damn it! Now I just got hit with a hand lotion bomb!"

by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

Mexican Hand Lotion

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

by El Batman July 5, 2009

Cold Lotion

Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.

Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing

by Trainer_Yarn July 31, 2016