kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.

Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"

by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014

kleenex moment

heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry

Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.

by phgirl June 15, 2016

kleenead

A tissue used to dry off your hair. Often used when exiting the shower.

The word was created by joining the words Kleenex and head.

Will exited the shower and dried his hair with a kleenead

by Fone Bone May 24, 2017

Kreegez

Verdens beste YouTuber. No more to be said

Kreegez is the best. I'd fuck him

by Kreegez-Fanboy November 17, 2017

kreen

Leon's manager, endy's boss and the next owner of TF2.RO

Kreen, endy's boss

by kreeN. March 30, 2018

kleenexkid

An extremely well talented minecraft player who always hangs out with e-girls. Known to be a "pussy slayer" and is very talented in e-dating.

Yo guys, should I pull a kleenexkid and talk to Karina?

by kleenexkid129113 May 14, 2018

Keener

Adjective noun for a person who is overwhelming keen , enthusiastic about a project or excited about an interest.

The kids are very excited about going to Fantasy land in Disney World....they're saying dad let's go to Fantasy land we can't wait to get there. The Dad replies okay my little keeners let's go

by E.Parti November 23, 2019