Keyboard Slam 

-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense

- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say

(Text) "hey, how tall is the empire state building?"

(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)

Keyboard Slam by MetrorteM April 14, 2010

keyboard pal 

One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.

Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.

keyboard pal by Elliott September 4, 2005

Keyboard Spam 

DTUDJhjrddjhdf&jdyrhjdrdhfkd5ykrsjyyjswrhyrsjys*7&646$$(;:;:/*&&[3&3$(‘joiiguftdrsrstdmhfc,jfjuuktfutfiuktcciguc

Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing

Keyboard Spam by theDead_Torch March 2, 2022

Keyboard thumper 

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

Keyboard thumper by Mariopolous May 19, 2006

keyboard courage 

Hiding behind a false name to send ugly, scurrilous, or threading messages on blogs, Twitter, and/or e@mails — lacking the courage to make such statements in person or, at least, use ones real name allowing another a place to respond.

The cowards who created false Facebook pages to send messages threatening President Obama are exhibiting keyboard courage.

keyboard courage by lwc30326 October 5, 2009

keyboard mash 

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

keyboard mash by mb500 December 17, 2009

Keyboard Karate  

A Term You use to Someone who wants to Argue or Fight with You in a Online Chatroom/Message Board

"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"

"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"

' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."

Keyboard Karate by Jimmy Jellyhands January 19, 2009