Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

Aiden Kong

A mentally unstable musician who probably does drugs and says terrible asian jokes

Aiden Kong is a dumbass.

by Some smart person July 26, 2022

Cac du ma khong biet

Vietnamese saying. Literally translates to "penis motherfucker don't know", but is used like "Fuck, I don't know this."

Person 1: *sees some math shit* "Yo, do you know this?"
Person 2: *sees it* "Cac du ma khong biet."

by CAC DU MA KHONG BIET June 4, 2018

Hong Kong handshake

Occurs when you are trying to pass a person on a crowded sidewalk and are accidentally hit in the junk by their hand on the backswing.

I would have been here sooner but some fat lady gave me a Hong Kong handshake on the corner of 34th St and I had to sit down for a minute.

by Noahtorious August 20, 2008

Klonoa

A fox/cat-like character with long ears. Think of Tails from Sonic, take the tails, put them on his ears, make him black, and put what look like surgical gloves on his ears. Voila. Klonoa. Oh, and give him a wardrobe in only primary colours. Also known as the 'Dream Traveler' he speaks in a series of combinations of the words 'Wahoo' and 'Loople-do'. The only word I've heard him say other than those is his own name.

Wahoo! Wahoo wahoo! Loople-do! Klonoa wahoople-do!

by MasterOfEvil August 14, 2004

Hong Kong Sing Along

The Hong Kong Sing Along is when a man is having sex with a woman, and as she is screaming in pleasure he mimics everything that she says(or screams ) in her own voice, thus, in essence, singing along with her.

Woman: Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!

Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!

Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.

by The Cave February 26, 2007

Funky Kong

Full name: Funky Uranus Congo Kong (F.U.C.K.)

The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.

Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.

That guy cheated! He summoned 15 blue shells while he was Funky Kong!

by DKsDownBInTheAir June 21, 2009