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Jessie

Usually a girls name but if you know a guy named Jessie, you are very fortunate. He is everything you ever wanted. He is wanted by many women but if he loves you he is devoted to only you. Be glad you have him. Other women may try to take him from you but they will fail.
That guy is devoted to his girl he must be a Jessie.
by The One and Only Destiny February 3, 2010
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fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
by Dan Hodges September 1, 2008
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Jessie

She ships her friends with too many people
Omg she's such a jessie
by That bowling queen January 27, 2015
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Dirty Jessie

When a woman is on her hands and knees, with one guy getting her from behind and 2 guys slapping her in the face with their penis. The guys rotate until she's got all 3 guy's cum on her face.
Me and 2 of my buds gave my wife a Dirty Jessie at the Moscow party last week. Her face was covered!
by Jizza the Nizza May 24, 2019
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jessied

Verb, past tense:

When a likeable supporting character is killed off early on in the development of a video game's story, he or she is said to have been "jessied"; especially apt when said character's death is part of a plot device or when his or her continued existence has become inconvenient for the script writer.

A reference to the ill-fated lass Jessie, a supporting character in the uber-popular rpg Final Fantasy 7.
"Sure, the wisecracking imp was a riot, but deep down we all knew that he'd be jessied before the next act."

"She whom cruel fate hath jessied, Urban Dictionary shall make immortal."
by Joshua B. Wright July 6, 2006
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Jessie boy

Martin doesn't want anyone to know, but he's a Jessie boy
by Jeezy Scheezy August 27, 2016
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jassie

someone who is mentally retarded and speaks very quietly with a chewbaca accent.
jassie: YER JASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(somwhere close by)

jo: wtf was that noise?
bob: i dunno sounded like jassie.
jo: holy 5hit! that was freaky.
by m-unit.net August 20, 2006
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