joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)

"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court

by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025

The joosh

A man who punches cones like Chris brown punches women

“I just pulled a phat the joosh last night 12 cones later”

by Bigsneaky69 October 3, 2020

Suhail Joosab

A feathered fellow

What you say Suhail Joosab

by Amod muhammad October 7, 2020

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021

tim joosten

This is a very fat, but nice guy. He is a cuddly bear and everybody loves him. The girls are all in love with big tim joosten. He has a massive butt, and a even bigger dick.

Wow he is amazing, such a tim joosten

by Timjoostenfan November 25, 2021

Jigga-Joose

Cum.

That nigga on da loose.. He squirtin' that Jigga-Joose!.

by SLorentz611 June 12, 2022