Jebus

A mockery of the Archetype, Jesus Christ. First used by the cartoon character Homer Simpson.

Sweet Jebus

by Lmomyrpt November 29, 2015

jebus

A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!

by thx7913 December 24, 2003

Jebus

The guy on the Zig-Zag pack

Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack

by Huge_One June 29, 2008

jebular reciprocation

when you move your ahnd up and dwon the penis

also know as masturbating or wanking or pulling the plonker or burping the worm

jebular reciprocation causes bad eyesight

by lanky007007 May 29, 2007

Jebaited

To get jebaited means to get the finessed or exposed. One usually shouts this term out when their friend gets roasted, exposed, or finessed. People who are especially good at jebaiting are known as jebait gods, and should be treated with the utmost respect.

Ex. When my friend got his nudes exposed by his ex, the squad yelled out "JEBAITED!!!"

by tyreethus_mento June 28, 2017

jebaz

Homer's Saying For Jesus

Save Me Jebaz! Save Me!!!!!!

by Federico420 April 12, 2007

jebus

black jesus that can turn water into crack

guy1: whos jebus

guy2:black jesus

by championo March 11, 2020