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oh daddy jakobford
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jahovas witness 

A religious cult that gets together on every Tuesday and Thursday to drink the punch. They can't do math correctly because they haven't figured that the number of 144,000 has been reached and there is no point of continuing the cult. They also cannot read the Bible, so they made their own which is way shorter and with pictures for them to understand only what they want. They also are very gay people that made a web site called www.pcgamessource.com, which they dictate like Nazis. If you have time go onto their forums and write random things. They also travel in herds.
A jahovas witness was spotted away from his pack, trying to grab another male.
jahovas witness by Da Greek May 20, 2004
jakol is a term used for ejaculating juices from one's penis when watching ashley simpson on MTV
jose: hey! OMGLMAOROTF what the F$#% are you doing?

wally: huh? im jakoling my dick off you fool.. and shut up ashley simpson is on MTV mOfo!

jose: i thought you dont like MTV?

wally: no assface, i just watch it to see ashley simpson!
JAKOL by hayopka August 19, 2009

dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"
jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"
dasthayeh jakoby by nikibin November 2, 2006
A baby who forgoes crawling, instead opting to go from rolling to walking.

pronounced "jocco"
"look at that baby jako his way to the potty!"
jako by the chicken man February 3, 2007
swallows large quantitys of penis whilst guzzling cum
jakob is a flog
jakob by mish hua69 April 1, 2019