Joke

Verb. To be a retard. Usually used in a demeaning sense towards someone that you dislike. Also can be used with sattire when joking with friends.

Boy: Wanna go out for a coffee or something?
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.

Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.

by amanda_ October 25, 2006

Joke

A phrase to make somebody laugh.

Her: Hey you, what would you do if you were a girl for a whole day?
Him: Be LESBIAN. Duh.
-blahah. funny joke eh?-

by Demented banana March 29, 2009

no joke

no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.

Daaaam that girl is no dam joke bro shes fine as hell.

dam bro ur girl is no joke.

by antonio y lorenzo February 18, 2005

Joke

1) A adjective used to describes ones amusingness.

2) A word used to replace fun.

1) " Nah man, dat cracka is well joke. "

2) " Yo jackass, bust me some joke. "

by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003

Joke

Pronounce: yooowkeeuh
A name used in Europe, especially in countrys like Belgium and the Netherlands.
Joke comes from the hebrew name joanna or johanna. It means "God/Jaweh is gracefull".
In English, it means something of someone is funny.

Dutch: my name is joke.
English: he's a joke

by Josie2be October 9, 2008

Joke

A clown who walks around with a guitar and drum sticks, when he cannot play either instruments.

A wanna be or a joke

by SpongeBobkneepads May 17, 2016

A Joke

Señor Davilla's Homework Assignments

The Packet Is A Joke

by #BasedGod June 13, 2011