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Israeled

To fool or to deceive someone

The act of making up lies

To takeover someone else's property and claim it to be yours
You've been Israeled!

The media lied daily and provided a false picture. The viewers had been Israeled.
by LaurenceArabia November 15, 2023
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Israeled

take another person's property without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
It's the simple past of the verb "Israel".
John : What happened ?
Robert : Last night, someone Israeled my bicycle from the front yard, and I reported it to the police this morning.
by Dra ganov October 27, 2023
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Israel

To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.
I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.
by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024
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Israel

Oh, there's a dog israeling on the streets, yuck!
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Israeled

Horrific victimization.
You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.
by Reality Joe December 29, 2023
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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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