ingle

sexually confused and frustrated person, tries to con himself into thinking every girl he ever meets fancies him and enjoys listening to his drunken ramblings and that he's "on fire", but deep down he knows he's a tool.

"look at that ingle over there, she can't get away from him fast enough"

by anon February 19, 2004

Inglewood

The ass of the world. Located at a latitude of 122.0 degrees south of Uranus. A crappy little hellhole near a crappy little mountain in a crappy little country called NZ. See also Hicksville.

Omg you live in Inglewood, what a shit hole!

by bob May 13, 2005

Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

by Gary March 6, 2004

Ingle

A big dumb fuck.

"See that guy standing over there? He's a total Ingle"

by MarkH February 25, 2004

inglewood

a fucked up hole in new zealand

the rain runs to the middle of town

by FUCK_ME April 6, 2005

Ingle

A total merkin. A person who is a complete cretin. Usually is totally inept with females and sports a beard.

"Oh god, he's such a ingle"

by stu February 18, 2004

Inglewood

a small hick town in new Zealnd containing a particular high school in which the ngati pakeha tribe was formed (see also Robourgh)

"Inglewood may be a hole, but it's our hole"-Mr Farr Yr11geo

by Skanky McSkank March 5, 2005