hum du allah

Slob on my knob

Hum du Allah woman, or be quiet !

by SLTYaaaaay January 18, 2018

f hum brd

Fuck Human Bards

Hey Waladen, guess what?
What?
F HUM BRD!

by venge February 24, 2004

hum dinger dinger

When a moment in time reaches an awkard silence and is used to break the silence; a random outburst

While working on his homework in the quiet classroom, the student proclaimed "HUM DINGER DINGER" because of the annoying silence

by hum dinger dinger July 17, 2009

Hum Aapke Hain Koun

Salman Khan's Biggest Blockbuster.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun is the biggest blockbuster of Indian Cinema also the most watched film of bollywood. Hum Aapke Hain Koun sold 75 million tickets during its run.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun broke Sholay's record by huge margin.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun become 1st film to cross 250, 500 & 750 Million INR. Hum Aapke Hain Koun grossed 1.2 Billion INR in Worldwide.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the highest grosser of 1994 as well as highest grosser of the decade.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the 2nd film of Salman Khan & Sooraj Barjatya which went on to become record grosser. Their previous film was Maine Pyaar Kiya.

Hey dude do you know Salman's waistcoat from Hum Aapke Hain Koun? It was a rage at that time.

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 24, 2020

Asla hum bhi rakhte hai pehelwaan

Used when someone stops your car

Cop: *stops car*
Nakul Dhull: Asla hum bhi rakhte hai pehelwaan

by guts.psn July 30, 2023

hum pe toh hai hi naw

hum pe toh hai hi 9

a meme made by YouTuber Arpit Bala where he says hum pe toh hai hi 9 then shows young like a janwar.

kid 1: how are your parents?
kid 2 : hum pe toh hai hi naw

by Badal brash bijuli July 31, 2023

agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya

When someone is frustrated with the situation going on and does not know how to respond, he says "agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya".

Memes by 'Peeing Human' has made this phrase really popular. The phrase "wah modi ji wah " comes just after it.

friend: Bhai ruling party ke spokesperson ne kaha hai ki gobar kohinoor heere se bhi zyada qeemti hai
Reply: Agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole kya?
friend: waah modi ji waah

by Mirza the Indian November 14, 2018