Hipster

A person who enjoys living in an urban environment. Typically reserved around crowds they do not know (unless it’s a Ridiculous political campaign like Hillary Clinton’s). The men of the hipster society enjoy dressing like really skinny females with their skirt looking shirts and tight skinny jeans. The ladies of the hipster society enjoy wearing very large round glasses (aka ugly mosquito glasses) and like drinking Starbucks.

Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).

If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump

Did you see that girl drinking that latté at Starbucks? With those funny glasses on she must have been a hipster

Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?

Ryan: because he’s probably gay.

Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!

Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis

by Toaster oven October 24, 2018

Hipster

A young adult who's major accomplishment in life is considering themselves "cooler" than their surrounding society.

Hipster: you listen to the mainstream radio? Pffft, you're one of the sheeple.

Me: Wow, you're so much cooler than me. Congratulations. What an incredibly important accomplishment!

by Army wife November 4, 2013

Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.

Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster

by weathergirl December 27, 2015

Hipster

One who remembers the time when the search term "urban outfitters" appeared in front of "urban dictionary" when searching "urban" on Google.

Hipster: Hey remember 3 or more years ago when urban dictionary wasnt that popular.

Average guy: Hurr, no, I just found out about it today.

by HAWAllAN December 3, 2013

Hipster

Not different enough to be interesting, but just different enough to be annoying.

My slightly too small font is so hipster.

by BlastFemur April 4, 2015

Hipster

A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat

Look at that modern hipster's get up. A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat!

by Ramid April 26, 2015

Hipster

The person that is judging you at a starbucks from the side table with his latest Mac book open .

Hey did you see that Hipsters new Mac book

by Cum in underwear December 16, 2020