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Hipster

Mouthy, know nothing douche' bags, with no morals, who espouse their own superiority while decrying any class systems they think they encounter. They think money is boring, and reactionary, and should be redistributed, but are they willing to pay big bucks for a 40 year old hat, like the one that grandma tried to give them lat week.

After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.

Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.

Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.

But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
Overheard Hipster dialogue,

"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"

"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."

"...dude, or chick?"

"...would it matter?"

"...not to me pops."
by Schteveo October 17, 2014
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There are different types of hipsters.

1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".

3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
Stone: "Wait, what, dude?? Ha, I don't know about that man *Stops to take a sip of his freshly brewed tea from the local Whole Foods* I guess people can think whatever they want about me, cause that's not me. I just can't believe they think in a hipster, haha!" *Starts eating something made out of soy paste because they're vegan... For the animals MAAANNN*

Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"

Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
by That_Dude_Rilee November 14, 2014
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Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.
Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.
by Gato Volador December 2, 2014
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A young adult who's major accomplishment in life is considering themselves "cooler" than their surrounding society.
Hipster: you listen to the mainstream radio? Pffft, you're one of the sheeple.

Me: Wow, you're so much cooler than me. Congratulations. What an incredibly important accomplishment!
by Army wife November 4, 2013
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One who remembers the time when the search term "urban outfitters" appeared in front of "urban dictionary" when searching "urban" on Google.
Hipster: Hey remember 3 or more years ago when urban dictionary wasnt that popular.

Average guy: Hurr, no, I just found out about it today.
by HAWAllAN December 3, 2013
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A person whose style is influenced by many different genres (of dressing). They usually wear lots of flannels and ironic graphic tee shirts, but not always. Sometimes, preppy styles are mixed with casual clothes. When being called a hipster, they always deny it. They either listen to indie rock, alternative rock, hardcore rap, or a really diverse taste of almost anything.
He's such a hipster; I saw him wearing colored skinny jeans at the Vampire Weekend concert in Portland.
by Mufasa af January 20, 2015
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Not different enough to be interesting, but just different enough to be annoying.
My slightly too small font is so hipster.
by BlastFemur April 4, 2015
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