hypocrite

A person who says something, and does the exact opposite.
See Christian
Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.

Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!"
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."

Such primitive beliefs...

by Train-to-bangkok December 19, 2006

Hippo-crite

A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.

hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.

You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite

by The Truth about People September 6, 2013

Hypocrite

Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.

RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?

Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

hypocrite

Most ignorant black people nowadays.

Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!

by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 5, 2011

Hippocricket

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011

dirty hypocrite

n : a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he does not hold syn: dissembler, phony, phoney, pretender

Someone who does not "walk it like they talk it."

Alternate: anapetrevska

by Andrea Jones January 10, 2005

hypocrite

A word for someone who is and/or does the same thing that they accuse others of doing or being.

Most commonly found in dating, battle of the sexes, marriage, politics, parenting, divorce, high school and acts of jealousy.

An annoying form of insanity (because one would have to have a twisted view to be repeatedly hypocritical), stupidity and immaturity.

Annoying hypocrite "I had sex with this slut last night"
Non-hypocrite "Then are you not a slut too? And what if she like sex more than you but is just more sucessful? If you could nail every chick you would. Doesn't that make you also slut AND a bit of a loser?"
Annoying hypocrite "No, men are studs and allowed to have sex but if a woman does she is a slut"
Non-hypocrite "Then who are you supposed to have sex with if women are not allowed?"

Different Annoying hypocrite "That guy was a verbally abusive, good for nothing loser! I told him that last night"

Different Annoying hypocrite 2 "I dumped him because he was obsessed with breasts.. plus his penis was too small"

by Erinnnn April 20, 2008