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pulling a handy

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.
Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007
mugGet the pulling a handymug.

Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi
An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him
by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010
mugGet the Handi-Douchemug.

Handi-capper

When a Tik Tok or IG content creator who looks like they probably have a serious mental disability creates content that would be average if done by a normal person, but because the content creator looks disabled it comes off as a lot more impressive and even inspirational.

Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.
Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!

Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.

Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!
by BeefRocket82 May 27, 2023
mugGet the Handi-cappermug.

buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute
That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy
by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017
mugGet the buttercream handymug.

Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado
Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak
by UltraBroB May 14, 2018
mugGet the Colorado Handymug.

Heavenly Handy

A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off
Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning
by NarwhalJesus January 6, 2020
mugGet the Heavenly Handymug.

handy chandy

An Asian that likes to suck dick
by Meeksable November 16, 2015
mugGet the handy chandymug.

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