Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual

Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u

by phuck y0u December 7, 2021

Handi-capper

When a Tik Tok or IG content creator who looks like they probably have a serious mental disability creates content that would be average if done by a normal person, but because the content creator looks disabled it comes off as a lot more impressive and even inspirational.

Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.

Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!

Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.

Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!

by BeefRocket82 May 27, 2023

Handicap Quality

Any parking space adjacent to a handicap parking space.

Oh yeah, this parking spot is handicap quality!

by Nugget789 June 14, 2023

One Handian

When somebody has trouble using one of their hands they are a one handian i have cp ( cerebral palsy) on my left hand so I am a one Handien

Hey is your hand ok you look like a one handian

by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022

drug store handicap

When an animal sport betting game is being manipulated by injecting the animals with drugs.
The word is often used when referring to foul play in horse races.

It's what they called back then a drug store handicap, guy wants what the fella calls a sure thing, so he schemes to make it so.

by Ørångus April 3, 2019

handjive

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit

Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.

by Mr Secks May 12, 2011

handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010