Haggnarf

When you put someone else’s feces in a condom then proceed to wear the said condom. After that you fuck the woman with the poopy condom

Jack- yo, haggnarf tonight?
Tiffany- what the hell, no.

by What, no October 9, 2021

haggard tittie

Something or someone that is beyond worthless or hopelessly passé. Used to describe anything or anyone that sucks, is boring or is worn out.

Gregory is such haggard tittie.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

Hagner

A bearesque human known for his large girth, and infamous "dinasaur" move.. someone who measures their alcohol tolerance in Das boots and Tom Collins's.. also has a faint odor of Salami, and gives out great gorilla masks..

Mulesavitch: who's drinking beer and eating salami?
Meng Wang: No that just Hagner.. He have funny hair on face!

by Patrick Little August 26, 2008

Haguar

Noun, an older and undeniably unattractive evolution of the cougar. Marked by excessive drunkenness and a distinct lack of class.

"Hey those nasty old women are eyein' you man, got a couplea Haguars on your tail."

"Jane looks great at 45 but her haguar of an older sister still thinks she can dress like she's 20"

by madjack mcmad December 30, 2008

haggard neden

nasty raunchey dirty fish smellin neden

yo mariah pope has a haggard neden

by nunya busnass January 6, 2005

Haggard

a fat, ugly girl with a messed up face who is just rottenly unfortunate looking.

ohh god that chick is haggard.

by angie May 13, 2005

haggard

something that makes you feel like shit or think of feeling like shit, also something that sucks and something that makes you to shoot out puke like the exercist

woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!

by my nigga scar face July 26, 2006