gooseneck hitch

BALL SACK

You got a gooseneck hitch hangin' off the end of yer pick up.

by Nkov September 20, 2017

Hitch-Shot

When a gentleman of a certain age tries to hit a golf ball but their swing gets stuck at the top and it takes considerable time from the backswing to actually strike the ball.

Man BT really has the Ol Hitch-Shot in his game. It took him like five minutes to even hit the ball. I thought that either his shoulder froze, he had to fart, or he was having a senior moment.

by UpperLowerMgmt April 6, 2011

eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

Be hitch

A term used instead of bitch, usually because the user doesn’t want to swear

I heard you were being a be hitch to so-and-so

by Fluer_de_lis April 3, 2020

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast May 10, 2011

hitch

The male version of a bitch who often takes part in drama and normie activity, "hitch, he bitch"

"omg Mike is such a hitch"

by o0fer May 3, 2019

Front hitch

When the underwear is pulled up the crotch (vagina wedgie)

“Stop you’re giving me a front hitch”

by Anonymous9284839929493 April 9, 2021