Hestafubs

A person who creates a Facebook profile just so he/she can snoop old friends and friend's friends, but never contributes anything to the FB community. Their wall is usually sparsely littered with comments from friends trying to engage them to no avail.

"What is up with Dave?" "I dunno bro, it is like he doesn't even exist anymore now that I am on Facebook all the time. He is such a hestafubs".

by Mr. Wurstbreathever April 27, 2009

Hestatic

When a Jersey Shore member is super happy. Like, really happy.

Deena: Wow, seriously? OMG, I am so hestatic right now!

by YujoAn March 21, 2011

heslep

A northern guy that stars in all the Old Spice commercials. Typically found with a string of girls chasing him for autographs.

Whoa! Look at that Heslep over there!

by wasykev September 17, 2013

Heshkeveck

A person who binge watches Seinfeld while eating a barrel of Swiss and Gruyere cheese. These kinds of people usually eat this barrel of cheese once or twice yearly, but always eat them alone during special events. This action takes about 9 to 12 days and the resulting poop viscosity is, well, unimaginably large. This could possibly damage the lower side of your stomach, pancreas, liver and heart. Not because of eating the food, but of crapping so much.

Marvin is a Heshkeveck but I wouldn’t personally be one if I had to decide

by Hotel scootis April 6, 2020

Hesi

Short for hesitant

Usually used in basketball terminology to describe a hesitated crossover

"Yo Rick just Hit a crazyyy hesi on john, had him stumbling the other way."

"Bruh slide on that nigga dont be hesi"

by balz1ny0jawls June 9, 2022

hesturbate

twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always associated with sex. Masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. Often punctuated by Ha! This word has become popular on porn boards, and is derived from Hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.

"I imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and I had to go hesturbate"

by Olivia Yearns November 10, 2008

Hesh Hop

a style of hip hop with absolutely no boundaries. Hesh hoppers dont give a fuck where the sample for a track, or beat come from, they will tear it up regardless.

A form of Hip Hop that takes on many different facets of style, thereby not being pigeonholed to any one certain sound.

bro #1 - How the hell do you go from Cher samples to Cannibal Corpse samples and make it sound good???!!!

bro #2 - It's all in the Hesh Hop, dude... Seriously.

by Hesh Daddy August 27, 2009