1 definition by Mr. Wurstbreathever
A person who creates a Facebook profile just so he/she can snoop old friends and friend's friends, but never contributes anything to the FB community. Their wall is usually sparsely littered with comments from friends trying to engage them to no avail.
"What is up with Dave?" "I dunno bro, it is like he doesn't even exist anymore now that I am on Facebook all the time. He is such a hestafubs".
by Mr. Wurstbreathever April 27, 2009