4 definitions by Hotel scootis

Heshkeveck

A person who binge watches Seinfeld while eating a barrel of Swiss and Gruyere cheese. These kinds of people usually eat this barrel of cheese once or twice yearly, but always eat them alone during special events. This action takes about 9 to 12 days and the resulting poop viscosity is, well, unimaginably large. This could possibly damage the lower side of your stomach, pancreas, liver and heart. Not because of eating the food, but of crapping so much.

Marvin is a Heshkeveck but I wouldn’t personally be one if I had to decide

by Hotel scootis April 7, 2020

Oliver

Oliver is a smol, Scandinavian, blond guy, who probably eat obscure fruits when you aren’t looking. Such as: dragon fruit,
Plantains, entire pineapples, Lemons, limes and many more. Oliver is a guy who LOVES sweets & soda, bacon, soda flavored Sweets, sweet flavored soda, sweets flavored bacon, bacon flavored sweets, soda flavored bacon, bacon flavored soda and many, many, many more.
(Yes, all of those things I listed are real. Oliver has tried them all.)

Damn Oliver! Why’d you bring bacon flavored soda?
Oliver: I dunno. Seemed nice.

by Hotel scootis August 19, 2020

Folga Wooga Imoga Womp

A common saying for when information is outdated, often abbreviated as FWIW.

This info is outdated anyway, Folga Wooga Imoga Womp.

by Hotel scootis January 30, 2023

Terminal Bedrock

When you fall from a great height in Minecraft Bedrock Edition and the game glitches so you have a short while before you suddenly die. (usually 5-10 minutes)

I just fell from that mountain, I got terminal bedrock

by Hotel scootis March 2, 2023