goon

two definitions:

1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone



2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work

1."ah yeah nigga I'm a goon, can't nobody fuck with me"

2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"

by devons28 March 13, 2009

gooned

to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody

"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."

by relaton November 8, 2017

goon

A fool, or an uneducated being.

Tyler was such a goon that he got into by a firetruck.

by 567jghk June 11, 2017

goons

Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory

*in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids"
Advisor: All of you, get out and go fix yourself!
goon: lolington, it's always the goons

by mosthuggable May 12, 2018

goon

verb - Masturbate profusely, usually multiple times in succession

"I goon in the daytime
I goon in the night"
- John Dwyer

by graggler July 23, 2023

Gooned

Placing the map over the island fools lagoon form Sea Of Thieves as to call a person a "Gooner" as a practical joke or slur

I'm not checking the map table your just going to goon me!" Aha! Get GOONED!

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021

goon

someone who is being VERY silly aka slightly dumb

person 1: i’m so ugly

person: stop being a goon

by Brando42069 March 31, 2021