Goof mutt rat

A dirty sweaty fucker who likes to bum off people, steal, brag about drinking alone and never gets laid. No one likes him and he always shows up when no one wants him around. In other words, a total faggot.

That guy... whats his name, tyler? hes a fucking goof mutt rat.

Goof mutt rat by smellslikepiss September 10, 2011

Goof'd

To be swindled, tricked, pranked, injured, or similarly malcontented by a man who is naturally very goofy-looking. The word itself is usually shouted after the fact, with the chest puffed-out and the jaw slightly-lowered, followed by a grunt of excitement, not unlike that of a dog (ex. "ARF ARF").

(After unintentionally flicking a coin into someone's eye, causing temporary blindness): "You just got GOOF'D."

Goof'd by Tha Muthafuckin' Colonel February 1, 2008

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goof troop

someone who is exta crazy.really wild or overly hyper. also can mean an lame or a person who is stupid as hell

1)man look at lil' neal dat nigga a goof troop on my mama.

2)oh my fuckin' god look at dat nigga lil' neal over there fuckin' wit dem bussdowns dat nigga a goof troop.

goof troop by brianna johnson June 1, 2006

Goof Toof

A poor man's Blue Tooth headset. The most common form of a Goof Toof is a Metro PCS flip phone tucked in to a knit or fitted hat.

It provides the same hands-free convenience of a real Blue Tooth hedset at a fraction of the cost.

"Is dat boi talkin to himself?"

"Naw my n***a, he on his goof toof."

Also see: Black Tooth

Goof Toof by Ghostjayy May 21, 2013