An abbreviation of “Rangoon.” A crispy dumpling appetizer dish served in American-Chinese and Thai restaurants. Goons are commonly filled with crab meat and served as “Crab Rangoons.”
Let’s order Chinese take-out tonight. Don’t forget the goons!
a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".
Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.
an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever