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Goon- A person who is good at video games / sweat/ tryahard
Annoying-Look at enemy
Enemy- Shoots Back
Annoying- YOOOOO that kids a Goon/Goonie
Goon by Perc Nowtizki June 9, 2019
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Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!
That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!
goon by Carrie September 3, 2004
a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".
Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.
goon by Dood987 October 11, 2011
an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever
goon by Vino October 11, 2006
Self description of east coast gangster and BMF on the planet Jorge Masvidal, raised by spicks in Miami Florida.
"Fuck yeah I'm not no west coast gangster. I'm a fucking goon"
Goon by A-Dog94 September 21, 2019
We 'Gon Goon together?
Goon by 7th Colored February 1, 2022