glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 25, 2007

Globert

A term given to the global fan community of singer/actor Adam Lambert.

Let's hear it for Globerts coming from Canada!

by sonielle May 29, 2009

Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008

Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.

Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018

Globbenstain

When you have electro therapy session on your cock and when the doctor xrays it and he finds out its broken.

When your mother walks in on you when you're on R/Globbenstain

by KaleLishort January 15, 2022

Snow globe

Something that your coworker told you not to search on urban dictionary. Also the name of a trick play the Kansas Chitty Chiefs attempted when they played the Raiders.

Did you see Travis Kelce and Pat Mahomes snow globe each other?

by STM! January 11, 2023