Fucused

Fucking confused

Tom said he was crunkand I was confused, then he talked about blud and bare ghettos and I became fucused.

by Yatti January 18, 2009

funcused

when you don't quite understand something, but it doesn't really matter because you are having a blast anyway.

Dude i'm so funcused right now.

What?

Ah fuck it, lets goooooooo!

by jhardman May 10, 2011

fukushimed

fucked, but on an extremely large scale

man that tsunami totally fukushimed the nuclear power industry in Japan

by rob16a June 15, 2011

Fukusushi

In the wake of the nuclear reactor melt-down at Fukushima, a radioactive plume has been spreading across the Pacific Ocean. Thus, radioactive fish are now "Fukusushi."

"I'm not hungry enough to eat Fukusushi."

by dj mongo December 5, 2011

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012

funsettling

adj; a combination of the words funny/fun and unsettling; anything that is both amusing and disturbing

Speaker 1: Hey, remember when we tried to fry that Furby in the microwave and it started screaming as it melted?

Speaker 2: Oh yeah that was sick. Totally funsettling.

by blacklisted November 14, 2012

fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015