fober

Refers to a person who’s ‘fresh off the boat’: a recent immigrant. Does NOT refer to just middle-eastern people* as bronky incorrectly stated. Other variations: FOBERS

*purple

dude, bronky doesn’t even know how to spell. He’s such a frickin fober.

by HR May 4, 2005

Moral Fiber

An irritating euphemism used by Born Again Christians to suggest someone is or is not following the guidelines of their faith.

Christian 1: That man with the mustache over there is trying to marry that other man with a mustache.

Christian 2: That's because he's lacking the moral fiber to ignore his impulses and marry a woman.

by SS Monkeybusiness May 15, 2010

Fober

Means to be Facebook sober. Someone who has recently deleted their Facebook account and/or friends.

I am now Fober for 3 weeks. I deleted my facebook account.

by hookedonit July 14, 2011

fiber optics

a trippy optical effect by which a bright light is shined through a tanslucent spinning plate with scattered color tinting wich reflects the light through a series tiny hollow tubes emitting strobe light like effects at the ends of the tubes. Tiny changing lights used in decorations and christmas trees.

Holy shit, those are some trippy fiber optics.

I have to get that decoration with the fiber optics or i'll run over the neighbor's cat in spite.

by B+ November 29, 2003

Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.

OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!

by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011

fiberlicious

The other day my wife went in for a mammogram and the tech told her that her Breast were very fibrous. That is how the word fiberlicious was born.

boobs hottie katie booty titties hottie

Katie’s boobs look fiberlicious. 😍😍😍

by Katie’s daddy December 20, 2017

fobert

Commonly misconceieved as a simple mis-spelling of "Robert". Is actually a replacement for larger words when it is innapropriate to use the larger word or the word is too hard to pronounce.

1.He had a fault with his dioxynucleic acid.
He had a problem with his fobert.

2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?

by Benjibum August 2, 2006