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finding the remote

The process of having sexual intercourse by pushing one's penis along and through the naturally occurring rolls of fat of another person.
My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she will only let my get off by finding the remote.
by murd3rfun July 28, 2010
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friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.
Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.
by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016
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friendenemies

When people really do not like each other but will be cordially sarcastic to one another so as not to cause any drama and draw attention to themselves at social affairs.
Sandra is having a birthday party she's friends with Jane and Sally . Sandra decides to invite Jane and Sally she knows they are friendenemies ; she leaves it up to them to accept or decline. They both show up and are cordial / sarcastic keeping the peace for the sake of their mutual friend's party.
by Pepper1121 February 10, 2018
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finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.
AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!
by G520 April 24, 2023
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Jake fielding

Person 1: Yo he’s a Jake fielding

Person 2: Yh he’s a proper Jake fielding
by Ilovebigblackcock January 8, 2020
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Bobo from Finding Bigfoot

Bobo from Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet is a questionable creature. Bobo, a notorious sasquatch, participates in the search of his bretheren with his three co-stars on the show. He secretly tells the sasquatches to hide as he speaks Boboeese.
"Bobo from Finding Bigfoot is a sasquatch himself. He speaks their lingo. He's the reason why we can't find any sasquatches!"
by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016
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Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not
I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things
by Peculiar Musings June 3, 2015
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