Pussy Flakes

The wetness from a pussy drying up on a body part allowing the wetness to be peeled off said body part

Last night after I finger fuked my girl.in the car my finger was so wet so I put it out the window to let it air dry. I peeled the flakes off my hand and ate her pussy flakes. Their GREAT!!!

by Hambone74 September 8, 2018

Flakey Bakey

A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.

"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."

by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012

flake ass bitch

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."

Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

by Notaflakeassbitch March 11, 2017

flake

A Frequently unreliable person who says that they will do somthing or attend somthing, but never shows. Usually this is done without notice.

"Alex isn't here yet, we need to start playing poker!... I bet he flaked again"

by John70 October 26, 2007

flakeassbia

The term flakeassbia is used in a disrespectful form towards Woodcliff Lakers. It basically means that your a fucking pussy ass bitch, who gets no ass.

Woodcliff Laker - "YOUR GAY, YOUR MOM!!!!"
Montvaler - "Good One! flakeassbia."

by fajoses December 15, 2008

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

mountain flakes

A cereal made by the great wall rejects(mien people)
Basically it has a tiger and a mountain on the cereal box
Supposedly it claimed that for every box you buy, mien people will stop living in caves and also stop eating tigers on a daily basis

Mountain Flakes sounds like an unique cereal

by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008