anus fondler

one who fondles with the anus

Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

by boomkablamo April 28, 2006

Dizon Fondle

When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.

Dude, I Dizon Fondled my girlfriend last night. I made her take her glasses off.

by oranjeguice February 15, 2009

Ball Fondlers

Exclusive Toxic Whatsapp group leaded by a small black boy that lives in Norway born in South Africa.

This group can and have been the downfall of countless people and even schools

Did you see what happened to our school's wiki page?

Yea man i heard it was the ball fondlers.

Isint that the cult that made Dieter go mad bro?

Yea its them

by Trusted teller 69 October 5, 2018

Fondled

To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale.

This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'.

The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave.

I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by SCollinsDictionary May 22, 2012

fondle Buddha

to bluff during a game of poker

"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."

by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004

fondlely

When you 'fondly' remember 'fondling.'

"I fondlely remember her touching me under the table."

by Uniffifiable J August 20, 2006

Fidler

1. A person who lies or has an uncontroble need to stretch the truth for no reason.

2. A person who thinks himself a legend in his own mind.

3. Someone who is never around when you need him, but around when you don't

1. Why are you telling fidlers. You broke the desk now I'm going to have to tell a fidler to cover it up.

2. That guy has a fidler attiude. Fidler thinking has no place in this office.

3. Where is fidler when you need him? Man I wish fidler would just leave

by reggir0641 September 10, 2010