Trump filter

The process of ignoring facts or logic while defending a nonsensical statment.

You can get away with anything if you use the Trump filter.

by LORD LORGIN December 8, 2017

idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.

Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.

by itscraig January 14, 2010

furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP

"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"

by 4nick8r March 14, 2009

Spooky filter

A blue camera filter that filmmakers choose to use because they think it will create a "spooky" atmosphere, but it is in fact, for lack of better word, stupid.

DUUUUUUDE!!! Did you see dead silence? Spooky filter...not cool.

by Dean Datre November 29, 2007

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

pussy filter

The small, very thin absorbent pad with an adhesive backing that a woman sticks to the inside crotch of her underpants to catch normal daily vaginal secretions, as opposed to a much larger sanitary napkin, which is used during the menstrual period.

"Why should I put on a brand clean pair of panties every day when I can just slap a fresh pussy filter in the crotch of these every mornin' and wear 'em for two weeks?"

by Maynard Melvin June 25, 2005

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009