field day

1. Yeah whatever we already know the definition of field day that EVERYONE knows... (that day in elementary school once a year when you go play general fuck around outside) but i have a better definition... 2. When someone in authority/authority of feelings has fun just because they have the power to, its really not necessary, because in most cases the person does it just to be an authoratative asshole. 2a someone in authority can be a fire commissioner that goes into a loaded club when everyone is having fun and orders it closed (what an asshole) hes probably pissed off and jealous because he cant grind with the hot girls because he is married. 2b someone in authority of feelings is when someone you really care about is a fuckin stupid immature asshole about it and maybe, just maybe, a possibility of a little prick of a thought; grow the fuck up a little and get a clue (however, that may be too much to ask for a stuck up bitch) so they dont get a clue and basicly dont give a shit about any one but themselves. Thanks.

im only gonna do an example for 2a.. Hey , OH SHIT ?! WTF?! why the fuck are they closing the club? ... because the fire commisioner decided to have a field day with the amount of people in the club and issue summonses/tickets to the owner and kick everyone out with police escort ... wat the fuck man, this is bullshit there were so many hot girls i was dancin with

by MYNAMEIST July 16, 2008

field fairy

a women like man who plays soccer

Robert Wickham is a field fairy

by field fairy April 11, 2014

field tweet

A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"

(as from Doonesbury)

by KallieT April 26, 2009

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

field you

The substitution for fuck you in the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club"

Bender yells "Field you" at the teacher in detention

by thebreakfastclub November 3, 2013

Field Trip Friends

People that you wouldn't normally hang out with, but since your on a field trip with them you become friends for the day.

Person 1: Hey how was that field trip yesterday?
Person 2: Oh it was fun me and John were field trip friends!
Person 1: Oh cool, I heard hes a fun field trip friend.

by MealsonHeals January 3, 2016

Field Yates

The person in the group who will likely be ID'ed for the rest of his life

A - "Hey Jim, we need to go to a different bar."
B - "Why's that?"
C - "The bouncer doesn't believe Dan is of age to drink"
D - "What a Field Yates"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016