fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

Fetch

Something that just AIN'T gonna happen, so don't even ask. ;)

Talking about Trump being impeached is just SO fetch!!! ;) . . . (you guys don't even have the balls to post this, because as Liberals you're not even ALLOWD to!!! . . . Self- administered censorship has GOT to be seriously confusing for ANYONE who proclaims to support the United States Constitution, yet disrespects the First Amendment on a daily basis . . . BWAH-Hahahahahahahaha!!! - LoL ;)

by uuuuuuyyy March 30, 2019

fetch

So in style, the 'in' thing.

"Your hoody is so fetch!"
"That party was so fetch!"

by Mamacimmm7767tvgbf November 2, 2020

Fetch

He’s a good boy, he just takes everything too literally

EL.

Lets join and play fetch
Don’t care if I make a mess
Wide and open ready for the task,task,task
Raw emotion ready to be cast,cast,cast
Look into the eyes until your lost,lost,lost
And chasing wishes no matter the cost,cost,cost

by anonymous January 5, 2021

fetch

use this when something good happens to you or your friends (used by gretchen from the movie mean girls)

"hey check out regina's new shoes"

"omg those are so fetch!"

by anonymous January 6, 2021

Fetch

Rude or cool/instyle

This girl told me I was ugly... That's so fetch!

I love your new shoes. They're so fetch!

by Rebecca515 May 15, 2016

Fetch

A meaning from 'Mean Girls', Fetch is a slang term Gretchen Wieners often uses and tries to 'make it happen,' hoping it becomes a new it-word. The word's actual meaning is supposed to be 'nice', 'fresh', 'desirable,' or 'cool'. Fetch was first used by Gretchen when Cady showed her bracelet to the Plastics.

Gretchen Wieners: That is so fetch!

Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!

by uhh._.hi February 13, 2021