flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Flarp

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo

Flarp, aint it the truth?

by Bob April 8, 2004

flarp

Noun: The floppy part of skin underneath your chin. Usually more floppy in elder people.

Verb: to squeeze the fat of the underside of someone's chin.

To make fun of her little brother in front of his friends, she flarped him.

by maggienordenstat September 17, 2014

flarple tunnel syndrome

uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.

Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?

Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.

Chris: That rules man.

Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)

by moshe da beadle May 9, 2008

Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011

Farp

When you fart at a family party!

There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!

by User_87 December 17, 2014

faaron

Satan. Hes straight up satan in every way. He always likes to play MMOs and beat things up. Hes probably the nicest person you'll ever meet though.

Look at that guy! Hes such a Faaron!

by Iluvtigers1123 September 19, 2015