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Fogo de Jew

We were going to go to Fogo de Chao but Phil got bent out of shape because he's jewish and can't eat any pork. He insisted that we go to Fogo de Jew instead.
by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009
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fogler

Freeloader. Someone who lives in people's houses without contributing to bills or helping maintain the house.
That guy Ben is a big time fogler, he has slept on our sofa for a month and not helped out with anything around the house.
by Threeoneone May 3, 2016
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Fogo de Chut

An upscale South American-Southeast Asian fusion fine dining establishment catering to gentlemen that enjoy all-you-can-eat-out activities and an eclectic internationally-inspired salad bar.
Peter and his swinging buddies from work "went to town" at Fogo de Chut, after they fasted all day by abstaining from any extracurricular affairs with their respective girlfriends in order to work up voracious appetites.
by NorthernExposurePole February 20, 2015
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friendly following

see Stalking with slightly more pleasant intent.
"That weirdo keeps stalking me around the halls"
"relax it's just a bit of friendly following, probably just too shy to talk to you"
by Squatch May 2, 2008
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Platinum Foghorn

An act of sexual vengeance in which the performer, while having his or her salad tossed, farts the residual juices from his or her high colonic into the mouth of his or her unsuspecting partner.
Jack: Hey, Neil. How're you and Caroline doing?
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.

Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.
by Beige Panic November 8, 2009
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Jared Fogle

The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.

He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.

After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
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follow

In social media, especially Twitter, it is a subscription of sorts to celebrities, companies, or organizations in order to gain instant access to the thoughts or ideas of said subscription.

Often seen or heard in commercials in which a company will ask consumers to follow them on Twitter.
Girl 1: "I'm following Kim Kardashian on Twitter because I love her ideas."
Girl 2: "Yeah, I like following Sarah Palin just to see what words she's gonna make up next."
by hobbithumper May 27, 2011
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