Early Cummer

1.- Jim: I'm cumming

Nadia: Now?, i'm only blowjobing you... what a "Early Cummer"

2.- Alex: I'm Cumming

Alexia: Whaaaaaat? but we just started, you damn Early Cummer

by Donald Cock June 26, 2010

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early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to whack off early and often!

by eda-skip June 12, 2022

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early bird

One who ejaculates early during sex.

Daughter:Early bird.
Father:What?
Daughter:You came too soon!

by puppethead July 24, 2008

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The best whiskey in the world! (well i guess second to jack, gentlemen jack, single barrel, crown royal, jim bean, bushmills, black velvet, jameson, and pretty much everything else except canadian mist.

When i head back east i go to tennessee to get some jack; so as, to avoid kentucky and the early times distillery that would definitely make one puke.

by Mark d Robinson February 9, 2008

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