mythical essence

The smell of semen

lol nice mythical essence, you were totally not wanking over there

by WeirdSpecialties June 1, 2017

Jaida Essence Hall

Jaida Essence Hall is the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race season 12 and she is one of the most gorgeous queens and one of the best. And no she did not rob Gigi Goode. She is also a contestant on the very first All Winners season of All Stars season 7.

“Jaida Essence Hall and about to win All Stars 7”

by Lady Camden May 18, 2022

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

Essex girl

(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.

I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.

by timmy o'toole August 1, 2003

Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.

by udisabitlush December 17, 2010

Essex girl

1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.

1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!

by Sarah October 29, 2004

essexly

a random misspelling but funny word for exactly.

jasey: dude, i flirt with erre one. but i only mean it if i'm like, doing the person...
devin: ESSEXLY!

by deweezy April 2, 2010